A Little Child Born Yesterday A Thing

I've Always Wondered If There Was A God. And Now I Know There Is -- And It's Me.

Hunger Is Insolent, And Will Be Fed.

How Vain, Without The Merit, Is The Name.

Look At Me! I'm A Puffy Pink Cloud!

I'm A White Male, Age 18 To 49. Everyone Listens To Me, No Matter How Dumb My Suggestions Are.