A Lot Of Men Are Impotent And

I Can't Have Cats Around Me Because They Try To Steal My Energy.

Adults In A Free Country Should Be Able To Smoke A Joint If They Want To.

I Have Great Parents, And They Both Taught Me Great Things, But My Formative Years Were Boundaryless.

I Survived My Childhood By Birthing Many Separate Identities To Stand In For One Another In Times Of Great Stress And Fear.

A Guy Is A Lump Like A Doughnut. So, First You Gotta Get Rid Of All The Stuff His Mom Did To Him. And Then You Gotta Get Rid Of All That Macho Crap That They Pick Up From Beer Commercials. And Then There's My Personal Favorite, The Male Ego.