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If I Could Get Their Attention Long Enough, I Felt They Would See Beneath The Boobs And Find The Heart, And That They Would See Beneath The Wig And Find The Brains. I Think One Big Part Of Whatever Appeal I Possess Is The Fact That I Look Totally One Way And That I Am Totally Another. I Look Artificial, But I'm Not.

I Have A Tendency To Be Awfully Big-hearted And It's Very Hard For Me To Say No, Even When I Need To.

Sometimes A Song Just Has To Cater To Whatever's Goin' On. A Well-written Song Is A Song That Stays True To The Subject.

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I Tried Every Diet In The Book. I Tried Some That Weren't In The Book. I Tried Eating The Book. It Tasted Better Than Most Of The Diets.