A Lot Of People Meet Me And

A Lot Of People Meet Me And They're Like, 'why Aren't You Crazy?'

I'm Not Expecting The American Literary Community To Welcome Me With Open Arms. To Them I'm Just Some Schmuck Kid Who Wrote Some Book.

It's A Place Where I Could Do Something On A Weekly Basis And See If I Like It.

I Have No Control Over People's Perceptions Of Me At All And That's One Of The Things I Decided Very Early On Is That I Can't Control The Way Other People Think Of Me. All I Can Do, Especially When It Comes To My Career Is Go Out There And Do Cool Unique Kinds Of Things.

I Do Have A Family, And I Do Have Friends, And So-called Friends, And Acquaintances, And Many Other People I See Only Around Christmas Time. Maybe They Could Vouch For Me. Maybe They Could Testify To My Existence And Save A Part Of Me That Thinks I'm No Better Than A Bag Of Potato Chips.