A Lot Of People My Age Think

I Have A Couple Of 'doing Caps' In My Wallet. That's What I Call Condoms.

Sometimes You Gotta Work A Little, So You Can Ball A Lot.

I Went To A Place Recently I Think Is One Of The Most F**ked Up Places I've Ever Been To. I'm Convinced This Place Is The Epitome Of American Excess, Of American Greed. I'm Talking About A Place Called Cold Stone Creamery. Whoa. If You Have Not Been There, The Basic Gist Of Cold Stone Is That They Take Ice Cream And Then They Just Go Ape Sh*t With It.

Any Jokes I Make I Try To Make Sure It's On Story And Helps The Characters And Makes Sense With The Movie.

When I Bet On Horses, I Never Lose. Why? I Bet On All The Horses.