A Lot Of People Seem To Get

Beck Said He Didn't Believe In The Theory Of A Song Coming Through You As If You Were An Open Vessel. I Agree With Him To A Certain Extent.

I Was Turned Down By Every Record Label In L.a. Perseverance Is Three Quarters Of The Game. Talent's Only A Quarter. Being Able To Withstand The Word 'no' Over And Over Can Build You A Pretty Tough Skin. I Knew If I Just Kept At It, At The Very Least I'd Get Better At My Craft.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Squares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting.

My Sister, She Says She Knows Elvis.

I Can Always Tell When People Have Had Plastic Surgery.