A Man Cannot Learn To Be Wise

Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk Won't Have To Be Watered But Once.

A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than You Love Yourself.

I Think When The Full Horror Of Being Fifty Hits You, You Should Stay Home And Have A Good Cry.

I Never Knew A Man Troubled With Melancholy, Who Had Plenty To Do, And Did It.

A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.