A Man's Acts Are Usually Right, But

Government Is A Kind Of Legalized Pillage.

If We Cannot Be Powerful And Happy And Prey On Others, We Invent Conscience And Prey On Ourselves.

Genius Is The Capacity Of Avoiding Hard Work.

A Failure Is A Man Who Has Blundered, But Is Not Able To Cash In The Experience.

The New Definition Of A Heathen Is A Man Who Has Never Played Baseball.