A Man's Head Is His Castle.

If Richard Nixon Was Second-rate, What In The World Is Third-rate?

I've Come To Look Upon Death The Same Way I Look Upon Root-canal Work. Everyone Else Seems To Get Through It All Right, So It Couldn't Be Too Difficult For Me.

You're An Intelligent Person Of Great Moral Character Who Has Taken A Very Courageous Stand. I'm An Intelligent Person With No Moral Character At All, So I'm In An Ideal Position To Appreciate It.

He Had Decided To Live Forever Or Die In The Attempt.

How Much Reverence Can You Have For A Supreme Being Who Finds It Necessary To Include Such Phenomena As Phlegm And Tooth Decay In His Divine System Of Creation? What In The World Was Running Through That Warped, Evil, Scatological Mind Of His When He Robbed Old People Of The Power To Control Their Bowel Movements?