A Man's Main Job Is To Protect

A Man's Main Job Is To Protect His Woman From Her Desire To 'get Bangs' Every Other Month.

What's Great About Tv, And What I Love About Being On 'parenthood,' Is You Have This Family. I'm Now Going On Four Years Of Working With The Same 100 People, And That Helps You Feel Like Your Life Has More Roots. It's More Conducive To Having A Family, And You're Staying In Town. So That Part Is Amazing.

I'm An Off-road Racecar Driver. And I Think Every Woman In My Life Has Told Me That's Not A Sensible Hobby. But When I Was Growing, Even More Than I Wanted To Be Funny, I Wanted To Be A Racecar Driver. That's All I Thought About. I Worked For A Race Team When I Was 15 And I Traveled With Them.

If Brad Pitt Gets Kristen Bell, It’s Like, ‘well, Of Course He Did.’ With Me, It Should Be, ‘oh Good, A Normal-looking Guy Got Her. Maybe I’ll Get Me A Kristen Bell.’ But Guys Hate My Guts For Always Dating Women I Have No Right To Be With.

I Try To Approach Making Movies In A Way That It's About The Making Of Them And Not The Result Of Them, If That Makes Sense.