A Man Takes A Drink, The Drink

Winter Is Not A Season In The North Middlewest; It Is An Industry.

When Audiences Come To See Us Authors Lecture, It Is Largely In The Hope That We'll Be Funnier To Look At Than To Read.

The World And All Its Wisdom Is But A Booby, Blundering School-boy That Needs Management And Could Be Managed, If Men And Women Would Be Human Beings Instead Of Just Business Men, Or Plumbers, Or Army Officers, Or Commuters, Or Educators, Or Authors, Or Clubwomen, Or Traveling Salesmen, Or Socialists, Or Republicans, Or Salvation Army Leaders, Or Wearers Of Cloths.

It Might Be The Doing Of Satan, In Whom Aaron Anxiously Believed With All Of His Being Except, Perhaps, His Mind.

The One Thing That Can Be More Disconcerting Than Intelligent Hatred Is Demanding Love.