A Man Who Was Loved By 300

There's Only One Difference Between Jews And Catholics. Jews Are Born With Guilt, And Catholics Have To Go To School To Learn It.

I'm Pretty Equal Opportunity When It Comes To Issues To Joke About.

I Think About Death. I Don't Want To Die With Clothes In The Cleaners.

I Think When You Take Off That Jacket And They See That ‘i Love Grandma’ T-shirt, They’re Going To Rip Your Heart Out.

Wouldn't It Be Great If You Could Only Get Aids By Giving Money To Television Preachers?