A Man Will Go To War, Fight

I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.

Marriages Don't Last. When I Meet A Guy, The First Question I Ask Myself Is: Is This The Man I Want My Children To Spend Their Weekends With?

I Was A Vegetarian Until I Started Leaning Toward The Sunlight.

Blondes Have More Fun, Don't They? They Must. How Many Brunettes Do You See Walking Down The Street With Blond Roots?

A Saleslady Holds Up An Ugly Dress And Says, 'this Looks Much Better On.' On What? On Fire?