A Man Will Go To War, Fight

If It's Attention You Want, Don't Get Involved With A Man During Play-off Season.

Nobody Is Really Happy With What's On Their Head. People With Straight Hair Want Curly, People With Curly Want Straight, And Bald People Want Everyone To Be Blind.

Women Take Clothing Much More Seriously Than Men. I've Never Seen A Man Walk Into A Party And Say "oh, My God, I'm So Embarrassed; Get Me Out Of Here. There's Another Man Wearing A Black Tuxedo.

Before I Met My Husband, I'd Never Fallen In Love. I'd Stepped In It A Few Times.

How Can I Have Morning Sickness When I Don't Get Up Till Noon?