A Man Without A Woman Is Like

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.

When You Wake Up In The Morning, Smile - And Get It Over With.

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.