A Married Man Has Many Cares, But

Nothing Is More Hopeless Than A Scheme Of Merriment.

A Man Who Exposes Himself When He Is Intoxicated, Has Not The Art Of Getting Drunk.

I Inherited A Vile Melancholy From My Father, Which Has Made Me Mad All My Life, At Least Not Sober.

An Infallible Characteristic Of Meanness Is Cruelty.

Tomorrow Is An Old Deceiver, And His Cheat Never Grows Stale.