A Mathematician Is A Device For Turning

Suppose Aliens Invade The Earth And Threaten To Obliterate It In A Year's Time Unless Human Beings Can Find The Ramsey Number For Red Five And Blue Five. We Could Marshal The World's Best Minds And Fastest Computers, And Within A Year We Could Probably Calculate The Value. If The Aliens Demanded The Ramsey Number For Red Six And Blue Six, However, We Would Have No Choice But To Launch A Preemptive Attack.

Television Is Something The Russians Invented To Destroy American Education.

God May Not Play Dice With The Universe, But Something Strange Is Going On With The Prime Numbers.

Some French Socialist Said That Private Property Was Theft... I Say That Private Property Is A Nuisance.

There'll Be Plenty Of Time To Rest In The Grave.