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Here Is A Tip For All You Young People Drinking Wine. With Pasta, Drink White Wine. With Steak, Drink Red Wine. And If You're Vegan, You're Annoying.

The Question Is, 'how Bad At Sports Were You As A Kid?' I Grew Up Near Where They Film Jersey Shore. If You Weren't Tan, Muscular, And Book-averse, You Were A Dork And A Nerd And A Geek And Stuff. I Remember Being Into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.

I Can Always Tell How Stupid Someone Is By How Certain They Are About What They're Saying.

I Think My Favorite Sound Is The Sound Of Someone Not Playing The Bongos.

Sometimes I Like To Go Outside Without Even Checking The Weather First.