A Mobile Home With A Flat Tire

Dogs Seem More Photogenic Than Cats. In Photos Most Cats Look Like Sociopaths.

People Only Mention It's A Free Country If They're Doing Something Shitty.

I Know About Woodstock Probably As Much As Your Average Person Who Is Over 30, Where I'd Know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.

When I Am At Rodeo I Find It Difficult Not To Root For The Animals.

My Mind Says One Thing, But My Body Says Another. Thanks A Lot, Indian Food And Beer.