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Indiscretion, N. The Guilt Of Woman.

Kiss. N. A Word Invented By The Poets As A Rhyme For "bliss".

It Has Been Observed That One's Nose Is Never So Happy As When Thrust Into The Affairs Of Others From Which Some Physiologists Have Drawn The Inference That The Nose Is Devoid Of The Sense Of Smell.

Table D'hote, N. A Caterer's Thrifty Concession To The Universal Passion For Irresponsibility.

Legacy, N. A Gift From One Who Is Legging It Out Of This Vale Of Tears.