A Movie Should Be As Long As

Conversation Is The Enemy Of Good Wine And Food.

If It's A Good Movie, The Sound Could Go Off And The Audience Would Still Have A Perfectly Clear Idea Of What Was Going On.

I Am Scared Easily, Here Is A List Of My Adrenaline - Production: 1: Small Children, 2: Policemen, 3: High Places, 4: That My Next Movie Will Not Be As Good As The Last One.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.

That Is The Most Frightening Sight I Have Ever Seen.