A Musician Should Only Sound Like What

If You Were To Sit Me Down In A Classroom, With Fluorescent Lights Humming And Some Woman Trying To Teach Me Italian, There's No Way. But Scream Goes To Italy, We Stay In A Squat, And The Only Way You Can Ask Someone Where To Take A Piss Is To Do It In Italian. So I Learned Italian.

In This Day And Age, When You Can Use A Machine Or Computer To Simulate Or Emulate What People Can Do Together, It Still Can't Replace The Magic Of Four People In A Room Playing.

It's Not Until Recently That I Could Even Imagine Myself As An Adult. But These Kids Today, They Look At Me Like I'm Neil Young. Nirvana Is The Band Their Parents Listen To.

It's Funny; Recently I've Started To Notice People's Impersonations Of Me, And It's Basically Like A Hyperactive Child.

If You Play A Nickleback Song Backwards You'll Hear Messages From The Devil. Even Worse, If You Play It Forwards You'll Hear Nickleback.