A Musician Should Only Sound Like What

Just The Other Day Someone Threw A Bra Duct-taped To A Tennis Ball. I Just Stood There, Playing Guitar, Thinking How This Was Totally Premeditated. Some Girl Sat Around Inventing A Way To Get Her Bra Onstage From 40 Rows Back.

I Never Went To Rock Concerts When I Was A Kid. I Didn't See Any Rock & Roll Bands.

That’s One Of The Great Things About Music. You Can Sing A Song To 85,000 People And They’ll Sing It Back For 85,000 Different Reasons.

Mick Fleetwood Was One Of My First Interviews. And If You've Ever Talked To That Dude, He's The Sweetest Guy In The World - He's Just A Trip.

Nickelback Walks Into A Bar...there's No Punchline Because Ruining Music Isn't Funny.