A Novel With A Bad Middle Is

It's Time To Live With What We Have And Mourn What We Lost.

I Mean, When You're Tired Of Book Reviews, You're Tired Of Life.

Book Tours Are Excellent Things, And One Is Lucky To Get To Go On One, But They Have A Way Of Leeching Away One's Will To Live.

I've Stayed In Houses That Were In The Country, And In England, But I'm Still Not Sure That I've Stayed In An English Country House.

It's A Terrible Thing For A Book, When You Feel Like You're Supposed To Like It.