A Puppy Plays With Every Pup He

A Puppy Plays With Every Pup He Meets, But An Old Dog Has Few Associates.

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

There Are Two Things In Life For Which We Are Never Truly Prepared: Twins.

Titles Are Valuable; They Make Us Acquainted With Many Persons Who Otherwise Would Be Lost Among The Rubbish.

Clothes Form The Intellect Of The Dandy.