A Puppy Plays With Every Pup He

It Ain't No Disgrace For A Man To Fall, But To Lie There And Grunt Is.

You Cannot Analyze A Kiss Any More Than You Can Dissect The Fragrance Of Flowers.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

Flattery Is Like Cologne Water, To Be Smelt, Not Swallowed.

Ignorance Ain't Not Knowin' Stuff; Ignorance Is Knowin' Stuff That Ain't True.