A Quick Smile Is More Seductive Than

Well-behaved: He Always Speaks As If His Mother Might Be Listening.

To Be A Social Success, Do Not Act Pathetic, Arrogant, Or Bored. Do Not Discuss Your Unhappy Childhood, Your Visit To The Dentist,the Shortcomings Of Your Cleaning Woman, The State Of Your Bowels, Or Your Spouse's Bad Habits. You Will Be Thought A Paragon (or Perhaps A Monster) Of Good Behavior.

Learned Researches Lead To Headaches, Constipation, And Befuddled Quarreling.

The Enlightenment Needs More Shadow; The Romantic Movement Less.

Nostalgia Paints A Smile On The Stony Face Of The Past.