A Reader Ought To Be Able To

The First Ladyship Is The Only Federal Office In Which The Holder Can Neither Be Fired Nor Impeached.

Only In Grammar Can You Be More Than Perfect.

In Lieu Of Those Checks And Balances Central To Our Legal System, Non-citizens Face An Executive That Is Now Investigator, Prosecutor, Judge, Jury And Jailer Or Executioner. In An Orwellian Twist, Bush's Order Calls This Soviet-style Abomination 'a Full And Fair Trial.'

Never Put The Story In The Lead. Let 'em Have A Hot Shot Of Ambiguity Right Between The Eyes.

Create Your Own Constituency Of The Infuriated.