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Wine Had Such Ill Effects On Noah's Health That It Was All He Could Do To Live 950 Years. Show Me A Total Abstainer That Ever Lived That Long.

The Only Difference Between Death And Taxes Is That Death Doesn't Get Worse Every Time Congress Meets.

We Cuss Congress, And We Joke About 'em, But They Are All Good Fellows At Heart, And If They Wasn't In Congress, Why, They Would Be Doing Something Else Against Us That Might Be Even Worse.

There's No Way In The World You're Going To Make A Political Party Respectable Unless You Keep It Out Of Office.

There Is Nothing Fairer Than Workmen Having Unions Of Their Mutual Benefit.