A Rich Man Can Afford To Be

I'd Never Been In Play Long Enough For The Flowers To Die In The Dressing Room

I've Always Had Bronchitis. I've Been Administered The Sacrament Of Death Three Times For It

I Have No Use For People Who Hunt For What They Call Sport

I Don't Think The Hollywood Community Is Interested In What I Can Do. That's All Right. I've Never Looked For A Job In My Life, And I'm Not Going To Start Now. I Have Plenty To Keep Me Busy.

I Am Rich From The Bequests Other Gifted People Have Seen Fit To Leave To Me.