A Rich Man Can Afford To Be

With Two Leftover Husbands To Account For, My Wicked Soul Has Just About Shriveled And Died

Like Many Alcoholics, I Was A Staggering Woman In A Chic Apartment, Sick And Utterly Disgusting.

I Am Rich From The Bequests Other Gifted People Have Seen Fit To Leave To Me.

I Don't Think I Should Have Been Married... To Anybody.

So Many People Have Really Wanted To Die. They Seem Ashamed To Say So. I Think It Would Help If They Would Say So