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The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.

Back In My Rummy Days, I Would Tremble And Shake For Hours Upon Arising. It Was The Only Exercise I Got.

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