A Rich Man Is Nothing But A

It's A Funny Old World. A Man's Lucky If He Gets Out Of It Alive.

I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.