A Rose By Any Other Name Would

Anybody Can Win - Unless There Happens To Be A Second Entry.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

Those Who Are Entitled To It Get It Sooner Or Later.

A Good Musical Comedy Consists Largely Of Disorderly Conduct Occassionally Interrupted By Talk.

Opportunity Knocks Once At Every Man's Door And Then Keeps On Knocking.