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Bore : A Fellow Who Can Change The Subject Back To His Topic Of Conversation Faster Than You Can Change It Back To Yours.

Political Success Is The Ability, When The Inevitable Occurs, To Get Credit For It.

Don't Knock The Rich. When Did A Poor Person Give You A Job?

All Science Is Concerned With The Relationship Of Cause And Effect. Each Scientific Discovery Increases Man's Ability To Predict The Consequences Of His Actions And Thus His Ability To Control Future Events.

When You See Yourself Quoted In Print And You’re Sorry You Said It, It Suddenly Becomes A Misquotation.