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The Mother May Be Doing Ninety Percent Of The Disciplining, But The Father Still Must Have A Full-time Acceptance Of All The Children. He Never Must Say, "get These Kids Out Of Here; I'm Trying To Watch Tv." If He Ever Does Start Saying This, He Is Liable To See One Of His Kids On The Six O'clock News.

Immortality Is A Long Shot, I Admit. But Somebody Has To Be First.

When You Carry A Gun, You Mean To Harm Somebody, Kill Somebody.

Children Today Know More About Sex Than I Or My Father Did.

I Brought You In This World, And I Can Take You Out!