A Self Made Man Is A Rarity

I Love Going To The Factories Of La Plata, Or Little Havana And Seeing Them Roll Cigars. I Get Excited. To Me It Is More Beautiful Than A Topless Club

Our Photographs Are Filthier And Our Stories Are More Disgusting. We Make No Effort To Be Artistic.

Married Sex Is Like Being Awake During Your Own Autopsy. It Is Root Canal Work Without Anesthetic.

Even Though Marriage Is Doomed, If You Turned It Into A Job You Like And Really Work At It - It Can Be Salvaged.

Since Fame Is An Illusion And Death Is In Our Future All We Have Is The Next Moment Before We Are Swallowed Into Oblivion.