A Sense Of Humour Is Common Sense

It Is Only When They Go Wrong That Machines Remind You How Powerful They Are.

Beyoncé And Pathos Are Strangers. Amy Winehouse And Pathos Are Flatmates, And You Should See The Kitchen.

You Can Never Get A Woman To Sit Down And Listen To A Drum Solo.

In Between The Queen And The First Lady, Nancy Reagan, Sat Tony Richardson, Looking Very Calm. Later On It Emerged That This Was Because, Having Not Been Apprised Of The Placement Until He Was About To Sit Down, He Had Died Of Fright. To Have Expired Was To Be Fortunate.

John Mcenroe Has Hair Like Badly Turned Broccoli.