A Shot That Goes In The Cup

As You Walk Down The Fairway Of Life You Must Smell The Roses, For You Only Get To Play One Round.

If We Could Have Just Screwed Another Head On His Shoulders, He Would Have Been The Greatest Golfer Who Ever Lived.

The Greatest Pleasure Is Obtained By Improving.

Hitting A Golf Ball And Putting Have Nothing In Common. They're Two Different Games. You Work All Your Life To Perfect A Repeating Swing That Will Get You To The Greens, And Then You Have To Try To Do Something That Is Totally Unrelated. There Shouldn't Be Any Cups, Just Flag Sticks. And Then The Man Who Hit The Most Fairways And Greens And Got Closest To The Pins Would Be The Tournament Winner.

I Play Golf With Friends Sometimes, But There Are Never Friendly Games.