A Small Deer Came Into My Camp

Never Have A Dog. Let's Not Beat Around The Bush Here: Dogs Are Morons.

Software: These Programs Give Instruction To The Cpu, Which Processes Billions Of Tiny Facts Called Bytes, And Within A Fraction Of A Second It Sends You An Error Message That Requires You To Call The Customer-support Hot Line And Be Placed On Hold For Approximately The Life-span Of A Caribou.

For Dad, The Perfect Father's Day Would Be One In Which He Didn't Even Realize That It Was Father's Day, Because Nobody Was Making Him Appreciate Gifts He Didn't Want, Or Read Greeting Cards Filled With Lame Father's Day Poetry.

As A Child, I Was More Afraid Of Tetanus Shots Than, For Example, Dracula.

Before Going On A Diet You Should Consult Your Doctor, Or At Least Send Him Some Money.