A Song Can't Be Completely Serious If

Tabloids Invoke Freedom Of Speech, But They're Not Interested In That, They're Just Interested In Who's Shagging Whom, Who's Got Drunk. And If You Take That Pretend, Faux Moral Standpoint, You End Up With People In Public Life Being Completely Boring. Like They've Had Their Genitals Removed.

One Of The Problems Of Our Modern World Is That There's A Lot Of Things To Work Through, But, At Some Point, Everybody Should Take A Pause From That And Make Something, So That It's Not Just All One-way Traffic.

I'm Sure Sting's A Lovely Guy. It's Just That Nobody Wants To Be Seen As That Holier-than-thou Thing. That Over-earnestness Is A Bit Of A Problem With People In Bands And Celebrities Or Whatever.

I Used To Look At Older People Who Bothered To Still Attend Nightclubs And Couldn't Help But Wonder Why. Didn't They Realise How Foolish They Looked? Of Course, Now That I'm One Of Those People Myself, I Have Decided That Such Rules Don't Apply To Me.

I Would Rather Kill Myself Than Play My Own Music... I Can't Stand It When People Do That.