A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They

As A Parent, I'd - I'd Be A Better Father.

It's Not Easy Being A Father, But I've Been Allowed A Comeback.

One Thing I've Never Said In My Whole Life Is, 'let's Have Dinner At A Japanese Restaurant.'

As Life's Pleasures Go, Food Is Second Only To Sex. Except For Salami And Eggs. Now That's Better Than Sex, But Only If The Salami Is Thickly Sliced.

There's Nobody To Believe In Anymore, Nobody To Trust.