A Thief Believes Everybody Steals.

At First A Woman Doesn't Want Anything But A Husband, But As Soon As Gets One, She Wants Everything Else In The World.

The Only Gambling Tip Which Amounts To Anything Is To Keep Out Of The Game.

If You Want To Know How Old A Woman Is . . . Ask Her Sister-in-law.

The Only Way To Amuse Some People Is To Slip And Fall On An Icy Pavement.

Instead Of Loving Your Enemies - Treat Your Friends A Little Better.