A Tree Falls The Way It Leans.

In Order For The Light Of Gratitude And Happiness To Shine So Brightly, The Darkness Of How It Could Be Worse Must Be Present.

We Don't Even Know If We're In This Room. We Could Be In A Turtle's Dream In Outer Space.

A Bad Salesman Will Automatically Drop His Price. Bad Salesmen Make Me Sick.

It Don't Care Whether I'm Good Enough. It Don't Care Whether I Snore Or Not. It Don't Care Which God I Pray To. There Are Only Three Things With That Kind Of Unconditional Acceptance: Dogs, Donuts, And Money.

What Do You Call 500 Lawyers Lying On The Bottom Of The Ocean? A Good Start.