A True Friend Will See You Through

Two Can Live As Cheaply As One - If They Both Have Good Jobs.

Few Of Us Ever Test Our Powers Of Deduction, Except When Filling Out An Income Tax Form

Many An Optimist Has Become Rich Simply By Buying Out A Pessimist.

Bureaucracy Defends The Status Quo Long Past The Time When The Quo Has Lost Its Status.

Middle Age Is When Anything New In The Way You Feel Is Most Likely A Symptom.