A Vacation Is Like Love - Anticipated

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

Many A Husband Lives To Regret The Extravagant Fee He Bestowed Upon The Minister Who Sentenced Him.

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.

There Is Nothing More Dignified Than A Corpse.

Walking Isn't A Lost Art: One Must, By Some Means, Get To The Garage.