A Wise Woman Puts A Grain Of

Love, Like A Chicken Salad Or Restaurant Hash, Must Be Taken With Blind Faith Or It Loses Its Flavor.

Marriage Is The Miracle That Transforms A Kiss From A Pleasure Into A Duty.

The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until We Cease To Stifle Our Sighs And Begin To Stifle Our Yawns.

Life Begins At 40 - But So Do Fallen Arches, Rheumatism, Faulty Eyesight, And The Tendency To Tell A Story To The Same Person, Three Or Four Times.

There Are Only Two Kinds Of Men; The Dead And The Deadly.