A Word To The Wise Ain't Necessary

This Happened To The People. The Constitution Says Of The People, By The People, For The People... But The People Who Got The Office, Got Into Office And Forgot About The People.

We Spoke To God About The Children, And We Were Afraid To Ask God For Specific Things. We Thought That It Might Be Too Much. So We Said To God 'please Give Us A Healthy Child' And Left It At That, Not Knowing That God Is A Generous God, But Also Has A Sense Of Humor. And If You Leave That Much Open For God, Some Wonderful Jokes Are Going To Come About.

Sometimes You Try To Help People, And It Backfires On You, And Then They Try To Take Advantage Of You.

Having A Child Is Surely The Most Beautifully Irrational Act That Two People In Love Can Commit.

Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.