A Writer's Job Is To Tell The

I'd Be More Willing To Accept Religion, Even If I Didn't Believe It, If I Thought It Made People Nicer To Each Other But I Don't Think It Does.

The Last Birthday That's Any Good Is 23.

The Teacher Who Knows The Most About A Subject Isn't Necessarily The One Who Can Teach It Best.

I Spent My First 50 Years Trying To Become Known As A Writer And The Next 30 Trying To Avoid Being Famous. I Walk Down The Street Or Go To A Football Game And People Shout, 'hey Andy'. I Hate That.

People Like To Say, "you're Only As Old As You Feel," But It Isn't True. It's Just Something Old People Say To Make Themselves Feel Good About Their Age. You're As Old As You Are.