Abuse A Man Unjustly, And You Will

Youth Is About The Only Thing Worth Having, And That Is About The Only Thing Youth Has.

What Is Common Sense? That Which Attracts The Least Opposition That Which Brings Most Agreeable And Worthy Results.

A Boy Doesn't Have To Go To War To Be A Hero; He Can Say He Doesn't Like Pie When He Sees There Isn't Enough To Go Around.

The Only Way To Amuse Some People Is To Slip And Fall On An Icy Pavement.

One Of The Surprising Things In This World Is The Respect A Worthless Man Has For Himself.