Abuse A Man Unjustly, And You Will

American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

Virtue Must Be Valuable, If Men And Women Of All Degrees Pretend To Have It.

When You Are In Trouble, People Who Call To Sympathize Are Really Looking For The Particulars.

When A Man Diets, He Eats Oatmeal In Addition To Everything Else He Usually Eats.

There Is Always A Type Of Man Who Says He Loves His Fellow Men, And Expects To Make A Living At It.