Abuse A Man Unjustly, And You Will

Loving Everybody Is Polygamy. I Care For No Friend Who Loves His Enemy Equally Well.

Nothing Tires A Man More Than To Be Grateful All The Time.

When You Are In Trouble, People Who Call To Sympathize Are Really Looking For The Particulars.

A Boy Doesn't Have To Go To War To Be A Hero; He Can Say He Doesn't Like Pie When He Sees There Isn't Enough To Go Around.

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.