Acting Has Been Described As Farting About

Many Years Ago I Sent An Old, Beloved Jacket To A Cleaner, The Sycamore Cleaners. It Was A Leather Jacket Covered In Guinness And Blood And Marmalade, One Of Those Jobs... And It Came Back With A Little Note Pinned To It, And On The Note It Said, 'it Distresses Us To Return Work Which Is Not Perfect.' So That Will Do For Me. That Can Go On My Tombstone.

Marriage Is Forever. It's Like Cement.

If You Can't Do Something Willingly And Joyfully, Then Don't Do It.

I Have No Memories I'm Prepared To Share With You.

I Will Not Be An Ordinary Man, Because I Have A Right To Be Extraordinary.