Acting Has Been Described As Farting About

Not Everyone Can Become A Great Artist; But A Great Artist *can* Come From *anywhere*.

I Have No Intention Of Uttering My Last Words On The Stage. Room Service And A Couple Of Depraved Young Women Will Do Me Quite Nicely For An Exit.

There's A Remedy For Everything Except Death.

I Did Quite Enjoy The Days When One Went For A Beer At One's Local In Paris And Woke Up In Corsica.

The Only Exercise I Take Is Walking Behind The Coffins Of Friends Who Took Exercise.