Acting Is A Plum Gig, And Then

Oh, Am I Wearing An Ascot? I Didn't Notice.

The Four Sweetest Words In The English Language — 'you Wore Me Down.'

My Dad Grew Up Basically In A Hut In Taiwan Without Enough Food To Eat. And Within One Generation His Son In America Gets To Do A Comedy Show About Whatever He Wants.

With Stand-up, It's More Interesting To Hear About People's Failures Than Their Successes.

One Of The Big Things I Miss About New York Is Not My Friends So Much; It's Shake Shack, The Burger Place. I Miss Shake Shack.