Acting Is Like Letting Your Pants Down;

The Problem With Getting Older Is You Still Remember How Things Used To Be.

I'm A Very Competitive Person. I Always Have Been. And It's Hard To Be Competitive About Something As Amorphous As Acting. But You Can Be Competitive On The Track, Because The Rules Are Very Simple And The Declaration Of The Winner Is Very Concise.

There Are Three Rules For Running A Business; Fortunately, We Don't Know Any Of Them.

Being On President Nixon's Enemies List Was The Highest Single Honor I've Ever Received. Who Knows Who's Listening To Me Now And What Government List I'm On?

Admit It. I'm The Best You Ever Seen, Fats. I'm The Best There Is. And Even If You Beat Me, I'm Still The Best.