Actors May Know How To Act, But

Sometimes I Feel Like I've Got My Nose Pressed Up Against The Window Of A Bakery, Only I'm The Bread.

I Have A Girlfriend Who Talks Like That All The Time. Who Constantly Complain About Their Periods And Plumbing And Stuff.

I Am Mentally Ill. I Can Say That. I Am Not Ashamed Of That. I Survived That, I'm Still Surviving It, But Bring It On. Better Me Than You.

I'm Very Sane About How Crazy I Am.

All My Life I've Been Seeing Things Through The Culture. My Father, For Instance, Was The Press's Bad Boy. People Really Hated Him. He Was Always A Big Flirt. He Was Always In Trouble - Going Bankrupt, Whatever.