Adolescence: The Stage Between Puberty And Adultery.

Incompatibility. In Matrimony A Similarity Of Tastes, Particularly The Taste For Domination.

Bigot: One Who Is Obstinately And Zealously Attached To An Opinion That You Do Not Entertain.

Clarinet N. An Instrument Of Torture Operated By A Person With Cotton In His Ears. There Are Two Instruments Worse Than A Clarinet – Two Clarinets.

Malthusian, Adj. Pertaining To Malthus And His Doctrines, Who Believed In Artificially Limiting Population, But Found That It Could Not Be Done By Talking. Herod Of Judea, All The Famous Soldiers Have Been Practical Exponents Of The Malthusian Idea.

Year: A Period Of Three Hundred And Sixty-five Disappointments.