Advice: It's More Fun To Give Than

Meanness Demeans The Demeaner Far More Than The Demeaned.

Several Weeks Of Summer Vacation In The Thirties I Spent Working At $15 A Week In The Forbes Office.... I Worked In The Mail Cage, Where Envelopes Were Slit And Subscription Payments Extracted. Dad Used To Come Pounding Down The Office Aisle And Pause Long Enough To Ask, How Much Today? Inevitably The Answer Was Inadequate-except Once. That Day The Controller Said Excitedly, Mr. Forbes, The Ledger Shows A Slight Profit This Month! ... My Father Turned To Him And Said, Young Man, I Don't Give A Damn What Your Books Show. Do We Have Any Money In The Bank?

Age Isn't Important Until You Run Out Of It.

Generous Gestures Yield The Most When That Isn't Their Purpose.

The Best Buy By Way Of Management Is Brains-at Any Price.